The local Car Wash establishment has the funniest sign and every single time I drive by I fight the urge to go in wearing nothing but my bathrobe, a shower cap and slippers. I imagine the look on their faces when I ask to speak with their "specialist" in private and discuss the situation.
The sign says the following... verbatim (and this is no exaggeration):
"Have a funky smell?
Ask us how we can help."
Anyone want to join me and hit them with a barrage of desperate people looking for a solution to a very personal problem?
I realize they specialize in detailing but this is more detail than I think I'd like to trust them with. Then again, after what I experienced with my "Sitz Upon" recently, I may want to consider keeping them in my speed dial.
DALEY RAMBLINGS: Long-winded short stories on the lighter side of life
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